[He's 100% certain the dildo was way funnier from where Ruggie is sitting. That's the problem.]
...Imagine him offering to help you take care of things on your card.
[Forget explaining it: what happens when he gets the idea in his head to help them all complete their cards as quick as possible for the rewards? With Jack's... earnest enthusiasm (and stamina)... they probably wouldn't stand a chance.
Definitely for the best he isn't around.]
You better not just leave me out here.
[As if he couldn't just... hop in the window himself.
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...Imagine him offering to help you take care of things on your card.
[Forget explaining it: what happens when he gets the idea in his head to help them all complete their cards as quick as possible for the rewards? With Jack's... earnest enthusiasm (and stamina)... they probably wouldn't stand a chance.
Definitely for the best he isn't around.]
You better not just leave me out here.
[As if he couldn't just... hop in the window himself.
Lazy.]