[Really, though, even if the living accommodations were "okay" he'd expect Leona to wrinkle his nose like it was distasteful. His standards were so high that it didn't really matter.]

Shishishi, can you imagine, though? Jack, with those big, bulging muscles, going,

[he lowers his voice] Leona-senpai! Please be gentle with me!

[Just the idea of it was equally hilarious as Leona startling at the dildo. Ah, damn, how would Jack have reacted to that dildo?! He should have been thinking of the long term and see if he could get a leash on it or something before Leona crumbled it.]

Leona-senpai! It's my first time!

[too funny]