[Like....okay. Okay. She grew up with two brothers, spent days holed up in less-than-reputable inns, and has lived under the same roof as a bunch of guys her age. Lys is many things, "obtuse as all hell" among them, but she at least has a vague idea of what a penis looks like.
But she's never seen one that's 1) detached from someone's body 2) multicolored, or 3) hopping and flopping around like a marionette sans strings. So of course she not only fails to connect the dots, but she actually bends down to get a better look at it.]
What is it? —gah!
[Cue the thing making a physics-defying dive for her stupid, open mouth.]
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But she's never seen one that's 1) detached from someone's body 2) multicolored, or 3) hopping and flopping around like a marionette sans strings. So of course she not only fails to connect the dots, but she actually bends down to get a better look at it.]
What is it? —gah!
[Cue the thing making a physics-defying dive for her stupid, open mouth.]