[ Here's an image: fully armored, two swords, cat eyes and all, Geralt makes a deeply anachronistic (and sort of ridiculous) picture sitting on a rusting stool he'd collected from a dilapidated house, balanced precariously on only three legs rather than the four it was clearly intended to have. He's near enough to see the hospital without being disturbed by its comings and goings, and outwardly unconcerned by the less than ideal weather conditions. Privately however, he's annoyed by the occasional sprinkling rain and chill in the air. Witchering is far from a comfortable trade, but anyone would prefer a warm fire and mug of ale to this shit. His legs are stretched out in front of him, though he's crouching over his own extended arm where his bracelet is making a constant and jarring beeping noise, which blares through the otherwise oddly quiet evening air.

He's just sort of tapping at random and scowling. Maybe like your dad trying out an iPhone for the first time. ]

Shit. How do I shut this up?

[ Someone is going to be receiving a flurry of texts from Geralt--or rather, from whatever is texting from Geralt's device. The first message is a photo. It's a picture of a sword. Granted, it's a pretty cool sword. A wolf's head snarls on the pommel, the crossguard is angled up and out on both sides, and the blade is shining, well-maintained silver. The problem is that Geralt didn't take this picture (he doesn't even know how), and he certainly didn't send it. Nor is he responsible for the message that follows a moment later. ]

I showed you my sword, please respond?

[ This is aggravating. He's spent long enough just figuring out how to type and send messages, and now this thing is deciding what to say for him? The next text is one he is responsible for. ]

sorry. that wasn't me

[ And another a moment later: ]

that is my sword though

( Open to receiving accidentally sent bingo cards, misfired texts, or other random encounters. Feel free to PM with any questions. Geralt is from the game + book canon. Open to m/f and m/m for smut, but only with characters 21+ please. Still working on an info/permissions page, but there's a basic kink list over here. )