TDM 010: PARTNER UP, PARTNER

[erkumods]

TDM 010: PARTNER UP, PARTNER

00. Arrival This time, you come out of the water, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy drawing people in. It's like being suspended between realities and abruptly pushed from behind through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you to the surface and carrying you to shore. Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Feel free to explore the Island, though there isn’t much to see. Most of the buildings are abandoned and in dire need of repair, and beyond the city lingers a thick fog that obscures much of the wilderness from view. Wander too far into this fog, and you will find yourself mysteriously looping back to where you began, your memories of what you were doing and how you got there erased. With that in mind, it may be wise to stake your claim on a rundown apartment, a tent on the beach, or a bed in the “comfortable” barracks. Your inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● I. Laid Bare Basics There is a new addition to the scenery at the beach, and everyone is welcome! Especially new arrivals, who will be ushered to the recently-established Laid Bare Spa, where (provided they don't slip away from the bots' helpful grasp) their uncomfortably wet, sandy clothing will be stripped away and they will be lovingly pampered by the cold metal hands of the resident robots. Long-time Islanders and newbies alike are welcome to enjoy such amenities as hot and cold baths, sauna rooms, scrub-downs, thorough whippings with birch brooms, skin treatments, massage and energy work, and more! All rooms are thoughtfully decorated with tasteful murals of naked and disrobing bodies. Maybe you'll see someone you recognize?! (Maybe you'll see... you?) Islanders who happen to find their clothing mysteriously missing are welcome to borrow a Laid Bare branded towel to cover up with on their way home. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● II. Tattoo to You, Too The Augur understands that sometimes, it's difficult to find a partner to indulge you in those favorite Auspicious Acts - especially for new arrivals, but surely even long-time residents could benefit from a little assistance now and then. That is why ever-benevolent entity has gifted Her precious Islanders with tattoos which feature their most secret, urgent, and/or shameful of desires! (Even if that desire is to simply complete a Bingo.) The tattoo may be a picture or a word, and it can appear anywhere on the body. At first it is pleasantly warm to the touch, like a soft glow of light on your skin. It soon becomes apparent - through either robot advice or a notification on your communication device - that your task is to find a match for your tattoo and complete the depicted act with that person. The longer one goes without completing the act, the more the tattoo seems to heat up, until it feels like it is burning into your skin. Take too long, and the tattoo may become permanent. Otherwise, the tattoo will fade within hours of completing the Auspicious Act. [ For TDMers: feel free to select any favorite kink for this prompt! If you complete a kink that doesn't appear on your card, you may switch one square for the completed kink. For current players: by participating on (tagging into) this TDM, you may switch one kink into your card (it must be the kink in the toplevel prompt you responded to). ] ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● III. Creepy Crawly Caterpillar Crawl Are you on the hunt for credits? Then have the robots got a task for you! The 'bots of the Nameless Island are recruiting Islanders to go bug collecting in the caves, crevices, and hollowed-out logs of the wilderness. The quarry? The (shudder - literally, the robots will shudder) doom-summoning harbinger bug. They describe these creepy creatures as fat, fuzzy, and rainbow-colored, with long, fluffy antennae that look like rabbit's ears. The robots describe these critters as so dangerous that Islanders should only hunt them in pairs. Should your team return successful, you both will be rewarded very handsomely for every caterpillar caught! The bugs are typically very docile and seem to enjoy soft pets, judging by the cooing and squeaking noises they make (especially to scritches behind their "ears"). Poke or disturb them however, and they may bite! Body parts bitten by angry caterpillars will swell up cartoonishly, and can only be treated by having someone else suck the venom out. Good thing you're traveling with a partner! The 'bots strongly recommend against keeping these little buggies as pets, but they're not your dad. ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● ● N A V I G A T I O N

Comments

[funsizedfistfights]

"Oh boy... okay less fun I guess. Mannnnn. Why's there always gotta be something weird? Have you been helping? I mean like. Rebuild or whatever?" Should he be asking someone like Seteth that? Probably not. Is he going to anyways? Surely. Though Caspar is more literal. There's still a distance between 'carnal acts' and helping rebuild a city.

"They have all of those weird things running around, why can't they just. Y'know. Fix stuff?"

[dadministrator]

"To an extent, yes." He's not saying he's celibate anymore, but..... Well, he's hardly embracing this lifestyle with open arms. Then again, Caspar hardly needs details, does he? He's helping rebuild--both in the entirely physical, literal sense, and in the sense of doing as he's asked. That's all that really matters.

"I suspect Linhardt or Lorenz might have a better understanding of how it could work, but if I had to hazard a guess? Something about us committing such acts may create magic that the golems can harness to fix things. If they can use it, but not create it themselves, they would have to get it from somewhere--even a mountain of firewood won't keep you warm, if you have no way to light it."

[funsizedfistfights]

He's aware, but he's just going to let those implications pass him gracefully by. No need for that. It's like knowing that your parents have sex. Albeit, Seteth is less a father figure but there's an aspect of authority nonetheless.

"Welp. Guess there's a dark cloud to every silver lining, huh? Wait, is that how the saying goes?" Though he's not really sure sex is such a bad thing, just that he's never done it before, and he was hoping it would have been under more romantic circumstances.

[dadministrator]

"That's--actually, in this case, I think you have the right of it. Well put." Under backwards circumstances, a backwards saying is only appropriate, isn't it? Most people likely consider this a terrible place to come to, and the opportunity to simply escape for a while is an afterthought, a consolation prize to help them struggle through. For them, though.....

Well, compared to the ordeal of the past five or six years? Sometimes it feels entirely absurd that this place is capable of upsetting him so much. Dad is only having sex under duress. Try not to think about it. As long as he's explaining things, though, he should probably mention their cards, shouldn't he?

"One last thing you should know about that. On your bracelet, you will be given a personal list of tasks to complete. I'm not sure why those in particular are special, but you can use them to negotiate with the Augur to make requests of it. As far as I'm aware, the Augur is the one who brought us here--the ruler of the other golems that live on this island." Please don't fistfight the Augur, Caspar. He's not even sure if this particular supercomputer even has fists.

[funsizedfistfights]

Caspar practically glows under the slightest bit of praise. He really is a simple man. Nothing wrong with that in his book though.

He nods along, probably not fully parsing the information, but that's fine. He's the type who needs repetition, simply put. He does try though, but at the mention of the Augur, he casts a sidelong look to Seteth before leaning in.

"Do you want me to show it who's boss?"