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TDM 009: I'M IN LIKE WITH YOU
| TDM 009: I'M IN LIKE WITH YOU |
00. Arrival This time, you come out of the water, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy drawing people in. It's like being suspended between realities and abruptly pushed from behind through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you to the surface and carrying you to shore. Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Feel free to explore the Island, though there isn’t much to see. Most of the buildings are abandoned and in dire need of repair, and beyond the city lingers a thick fog that obscures much of the wilderness from view. Wander too far into this fog, and you will find yourself mysteriously looping back to where you began, your memories of what you were doing and how you got there erased. With that in mind, it may be wise to stake your claim on a rundown apartment, a tent on the beach, or a bed in the “comfortable” new barracks. Your inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home. I. STARGAZER On the first night that new arrivals wash ashore, the moon rises. It's full and beautiful and surrounded by stars. The robots quickly bring old, dusty telescopes out of storage and line them up on the beach to help people get a truly spectacular view. "Look to the heavens! Behold, the chicken, the cat, the owl, the donkey!" It's... the cock, the pussy, the hooters, and the ass. For the rest of the night, characters will become fixated on the specific asset associated with the constellation they've gotten an eyeful of. Whether this leads to some body worship or just casual appreciation is up to you. You can learn about the stars and constellations later this month in some of the rare, non-pornographic books in the library. (More info will go up soon, so please be patient!) II. STIMULATING CONVERSATION An ancient courting ritual has been announced! It involves the give-and-take of candy hearts with slogans printed on them. Of course, since these hearts are being manufactured by robots, their sense of taste is a little... off? Or perhaps off-putting? "You'll do." "5/10." "Acceptable." "Sloppy Seconds." Receiving a negative heart makes one feel insecure, jealous, and submissive. "Be mine." "Nicest ass." "Swell bulge." "They're good lays, Bront." Receiving a positive heart will make one feel confident, boastful, and dominant. Your friendly neighborhood 'bots will give them out to anyone who asks - and maybe even those who don't. III. Eat Or Dare The robots have set up a stall by the beach with a banner that reads: Eat Or Dare. They have procured bigger candy hearts than ever before -- fist-sized and larger -- with actions written on them instead of derogatory slogans. "Take a dive." "Lick me." "Get handsy." The name of the game is to follow the instructions or forfeit the challenge by making the evidence disappear into your mouth. Delicious! Those who eat the candy hearts will feel themselves getting giddy and unreasonably invested in the love affairs of others. They will feel compelled to play matchmaker to spread the cheer. N A V I G A T I O N |
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[ Shouta had the misfortune of looking up in curiousity and now he's plagued with 'butts on the mind' syndrome. It's annoying, unnerving and highly out of character, but he wouldn't have survived as long as he has if not for his ability to compartmentalize. Yes, he has butts on the mind, but logically, a man with this much self-control should be able to distance himself from such idiotic thoughts with ease.
This is just about the worst time to be approached by a noisy child, but that's the situation and he has to deal with it. Today is already looking to be quite a tiring ordeal ...
There's a deep sigh. He rubs at his eyes, dragging his fingers down his face. ]
Take my word for it. Don't look up.
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He feels.. annoyance from this very tired looking man. Does Inosuke notice this guy is exhausted? Yes. He's extremely perceptive. Will that alter how he addresses this man? Absolutely not. ]
H'oh. Don't tell me what to do. But you seem to know a lot of things.
[ "a lot" of things...
Inosuke marches up to Aizawa and looks up at him, sniffing him and baring his teeth. ]
TAKE ME BACK TO THE ANIMAL PLANET.
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'Animal Planet' ...? Isn't that a cable network? Not that he watches television at all. Shouta takes a pointed step backward for some personal space, hand reaching up to grip onto his scarf almost instinctively. If this boy decides to act rowdy with him, he's not above subduing him quickly. Sometimes children need a bit of tough love. ] Watch it ...
[ Is he actually baring his teeth? Incredible. ] If I could take you back, I would. I don't think kids your age should be in a place like this ...
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... I haven't been home in awhile. You know somethings about this place, so I thought it was your fault.
I ain't a kid either!! I'm--!!
[ He can't count?? ]
I don't know how old I am but I ain't a kid, Hairy Face!!
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Where did you come from?
1/2
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.. Also! An animal planet, just like a said, loser!