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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-08-18 06:03 am
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TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE

TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE


Arrival



This time, you come out of the water. While the Augur reboots, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy draws people in. It's like being suspended between realities and walking through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. Feel the friendship!



Recent arrivals and visitors to the beach may notice a sudden influx of hundreds of bright red crustaceans crawling (and coupling) across the sand. It's crab mating season, as it turns out, it's a regular invasion! To keep the beach a pleasant place to gather for the island's inhabitants, the robots are offering credits to especially enterprising crab-catchers. Grab a bucket and get to work! Be sure to watch out for their pinch, mind you. Their little claws are tiny, but that doesn’t mean they don’t hurt.

Surprisingly, there is another effect that even the robots don't anticipate: islanders who are pinched by the crabs find themselves feeling instantly buddy-buddy with the next person they spot. Did you just become best friends?! Get pinched one too many times, however, and those feelings may sour into a crabby mood, indeed.

If you are feeling particularly vengeful (or just hungry), the little crabs do make for delicious gumbo. Once cooked, they have no side effects whatsoever.



II. Phallus Phestival



Although the Augur is offline and supplies are scarce, the robots of Erku are still eager to make their run-down little island a welcoming place for the new arrivals. To that end, they have arranged a three day festival to boost morale and promote the generation of plenty of Eros energy to assist in the restoration of the damaged and decayed parts of the city. The robots claim that this celebration was once a cornerstone of the long-lost civilization of the island. By the dawn of the first day, every island resident will find at their doorstep (or tent flap, mobile suit, etc) the traditional costume of the ancient islanders to wear to the festival. It appears to be... a giant sheet? There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to the sometimes garish colors and patterns of the fabric, but at least the robots have uploaded instructions on how to wear it to your bracelet device.

Attendees will find food (mostly crab-flavored), confections, and household necessities in rather suggestive shapes, as well as goods you might find handy to complete your A5 squares: sex toys, pervertibles, sexy maid outfits, and the like. While islanders are welcome to set up shop on the festival grounds and sell (or charge) whatever they like, all items from the robots are offered up for free to those who wear their traditional island garb!



III. Fireside Adventures



Each night of the festival is wrapped up in style with an enormous bonfire on the beach, where drinks, fruity cocktails, and lively music appropriate for dancing is all provided at no cost by the robots. Even if you’re not usually much of a dancer, the longer you stand by the fire and allow it to warm your limbs, the more you feel like moving! Not only that, but everyone is looking quite beautiful by the firelight, are they not?

If you’ve grown tired - or if dancing just isn’t your thing - you might prefer to sit back and swap stories on one of the many driftwood log benches the robots have prepared for seating. Or, maybe you’d prefer to rough it for the night in one of the beachside canvas tents. Better claim one quick, though, or be prepared to share… there’s only one sleeping bag!


N A V I G A T I O N



torso: ([mixed] 14248142)

[personal profile] torso 2020-09-02 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Seven? Out of what?

[ He's hoping ten. It'll be a real hit for him if this is a scale of a hundred.

Thankfully, she fares no better than him, cracking within the same breath as her attempt at pulling the same move on him. He leans companionably against her shoulder, ribbing a little even without the touch to back it up. ]


Takes more practise than you thought, hmmm.
videnije: (just fuck with me)

[personal profile] videnije 2020-09-02 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ a thousand. ]

Out of ten, of course.

[ when he 'leans' into her and teases her about it, she waves a hand at him, stopping just short of going through him when she would slap his shoulder if he was solid. ]

It is one word. Telling someone they look good or complimenting a choice of food or drink is much better.
torso: ([mixed] 14248143)

[personal profile] torso 2020-09-03 06:37 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, that's a passing grade, so Chase can't complain. ]

I dunno, I guess complimenting drinks has never been my MO.

[ Raises an eyebrow at her, crossing his arms since he can keep leaning when he does; Chase doesnt actually need to support himself with them. ]

Don't get me wrong, if I'm with someone I'm gonna make sure they know damn well that they're cherished, with words and actions and... everything else. [ U know what he's saying. ] It's just the... Getting to that point. That's the tricky part, now.
videnije: lyrics: Discipline by Nine Inch Nails (am i still tough enough?)

[personal profile] videnije 2020-09-03 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ she gives a gentle hum as he speaks. the tricky part might be the fact that he's a hologram but, she thinks, there's still plenty of options. maybe a vr space like the ether, which had seemed like an unnecessary item before but now was something that she was sure they took for granted back home. ]

That's the whole point of a good line, like an ice breaker. Even a bad one can be good if you play it off right. Like the falling from heaven line.

[ a beat. ]

I might not recommend that one for use on people who have, well...

[ you definitely got shot out of the sky from what she remembers. ]
torso: ([mixed] 14248093)

[personal profile] torso 2020-09-05 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Literally crash landed?

[ Yeah, not the best line to throw down around him. He gives a sigh, sobered but not sounding particularly bothered, and shoots a sideeye at Valentina. ]

It's got the potential to be a hell of an icebreaker if you accidentally used it on someone who has, I'll give you that.
videnije: (don't fuck with them chicks)

[personal profile] videnije 2020-09-07 08:42 am (UTC)(link)
Mmm.

[ she laughs a little bit when he suggests it being an icebreaker. ]

I suppose that's one introduction that would stick out in your mind quite a bit, no?
torso: ([mixed] 14248077)

[personal profile] torso 2020-09-08 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That's for sure.

[ He shuts his eyes and rolls out his shoulders, still leaning back on the nonexistent support behind him. ]

Is it cool if I quit mixing? I don't wanna leave you hanging for company, especially if it's been so long, but I'm kinda wiped.