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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-08-18 06:03 am
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TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE

TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE


Arrival



This time, you come out of the water. While the Augur reboots, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy draws people in. It's like being suspended between realities and walking through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. Feel the friendship!



Recent arrivals and visitors to the beach may notice a sudden influx of hundreds of bright red crustaceans crawling (and coupling) across the sand. It's crab mating season, as it turns out, it's a regular invasion! To keep the beach a pleasant place to gather for the island's inhabitants, the robots are offering credits to especially enterprising crab-catchers. Grab a bucket and get to work! Be sure to watch out for their pinch, mind you. Their little claws are tiny, but that doesn’t mean they don’t hurt.

Surprisingly, there is another effect that even the robots don't anticipate: islanders who are pinched by the crabs find themselves feeling instantly buddy-buddy with the next person they spot. Did you just become best friends?! Get pinched one too many times, however, and those feelings may sour into a crabby mood, indeed.

If you are feeling particularly vengeful (or just hungry), the little crabs do make for delicious gumbo. Once cooked, they have no side effects whatsoever.



II. Phallus Phestival



Although the Augur is offline and supplies are scarce, the robots of Erku are still eager to make their run-down little island a welcoming place for the new arrivals. To that end, they have arranged a three day festival to boost morale and promote the generation of plenty of Eros energy to assist in the restoration of the damaged and decayed parts of the city. The robots claim that this celebration was once a cornerstone of the long-lost civilization of the island. By the dawn of the first day, every island resident will find at their doorstep (or tent flap, mobile suit, etc) the traditional costume of the ancient islanders to wear to the festival. It appears to be... a giant sheet? There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to the sometimes garish colors and patterns of the fabric, but at least the robots have uploaded instructions on how to wear it to your bracelet device.

Attendees will find food (mostly crab-flavored), confections, and household necessities in rather suggestive shapes, as well as goods you might find handy to complete your A5 squares: sex toys, pervertibles, sexy maid outfits, and the like. While islanders are welcome to set up shop on the festival grounds and sell (or charge) whatever they like, all items from the robots are offered up for free to those who wear their traditional island garb!



III. Fireside Adventures



Each night of the festival is wrapped up in style with an enormous bonfire on the beach, where drinks, fruity cocktails, and lively music appropriate for dancing is all provided at no cost by the robots. Even if you’re not usually much of a dancer, the longer you stand by the fire and allow it to warm your limbs, the more you feel like moving! Not only that, but everyone is looking quite beautiful by the firelight, are they not?

If you’ve grown tired - or if dancing just isn’t your thing - you might prefer to sit back and swap stories on one of the many driftwood log benches the robots have prepared for seating. Or, maybe you’d prefer to rough it for the night in one of the beachside canvas tents. Better claim one quick, though, or be prepared to share… there’s only one sleeping bag!


N A V I G A T I O N



infiltrar: (my jaw hit the floor)

( phallus festival )

[personal profile] infiltrar 2020-08-18 10:18 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Even though she thinks the toga doesn't look particularly flattering on her, this festival helps to perk up her mood, and she feels like a kid thats walked into a candy store. Literally. There are so many dicks everywhere. She imagines most people are uncomfortable as hell. Like this dude. The perfect target.

She looks at his drooping, dribbling, melting dick stick and can't help but laugh. ]


Lost your appetite? Can't blame you, it's a pretty big one. You couldn't even finish it in one bite. —oops, wait, bad mental image.

[ Teeth bad. She extends her hand, more than willing to relieve this guy of his plight. ]
sonofatiger: (18)

oh hello there

[personal profile] sonofatiger 2020-08-18 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ As far as uncomfortable targets go, she really could not have picked a better one. Not only is Sun Ce likely centuries, if not millennia, away from home, but he really couldn't be any more visibly resentful of his giant, melting candy dong. And now that there's an attractive woman having a good laugh at his expense, he just resents it even more. ]

Uh, yeah. I was kind of hoping for something a little less sweet.

[ It's just food, he realizes, and it's silly of him to be so put off by it. If they hadn't made it so detailed, he could have at least brought himself to pull it apart and at least get a snack out of it. But he can see where the veins would be and everything, and it's really off-putting, even if it smells amazing.

He holds out the stick to offer it to her, though he can't help but feel dirty just for doing so. Maybe because she's gone ahead and planted the image in his mind of her scarfing it down in one bite, which has all sorts of implications both with and without teeth. ]
infiltrar: (shred it 13 times out of 11)

[personal profile] infiltrar 2020-08-19 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
[ She snickers at that as she takes the stick between her fingers, rolls it this way and that mostly to even out the melted coating. Did this guy not ask for napkins? Or are there just not any to begin with? That seems like the most likely outcome. All messes have to be dealt with by hand and mouth. As expected of a dick festival. Well at least she doesn't care of this sheet she's wearing gets dirty. Not much of an outfit to fuss over. ]

You prefer a real piece of meat, right?

[ Is she doing this on purpose? Hard to tell.

Up until she gives a long, long lick at a trail of melting sugary coating along the shaft-like exterior.

Yes she is definitely doing this on purpose. ]
sonofatiger: (21)

[personal profile] sonofatiger 2020-08-19 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
[ Many men of Sun Ce's status in his homeworld are easily distracted by hedonistic pleasures: gold, wine, women, many things like that. He is no such man, instead being motivated by a sense of purpose, to build a new world where the strong look out for the weak. It's a very noble goal, really, even if he also tries to have some fun along the way.

So, it says quite a bit that as Sombra runs her tongue along the unnecessarily long piece of candy, his eyes widen and his cheeks start to turn a bit red. He can't look away. Part of him doesn't want to look away, even if he's smart enough to know that he's being teased. ]


Uh... well, maybe not the sort of meat you're thinking of...

[ He scratches his temple with a finger, turning his head away slightly to avoid eye contact. He's not normally a very shy or nervous man. Quite the opposite, in fact. ]
infiltrar: (kill it or die)

[personal profile] infiltrar 2020-08-21 07:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh how cute, she flustered him. Gross. She could continue on and one with this torture but the fact of the matter is that this entire festival is boring as hell, not to mention this boner on a stick is way too sweet for her liking. So she'll just take a bite out of the tip to see if its got some kind of extra flavoring or if the center is at least way better.

This is probably also not going to be a very pleasant sight, but this time she's not doing it intentionally. Maybe. Good thing he turned his head away anyway.

She reaches out, trying to poke at a blushing cheek. ]


Talk like that would make you want to go vegetarian, right? C'mon, I'm playing. I'm a fan of meat myself. This? Isn't gonna cut it. [ She waves the dick on a stick around. Yup, too much sugar. This is a child's treat (Sombra really??) ]
sonofatiger: (25)

[personal profile] sonofatiger 2020-08-21 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[ How fortunate for him that she drops the act. If he'd had a little warning beforehand, he might've had an easier time playing along.

So, as terrifying as the implications of her tearing into a candy dick with her teeth are, he does allow himself a soft chuckle. ]


Heh... you're pretty good. Can't say anyone's ever made me squirm like that before.

[ His lips curl into a friendly smile. She definitely seems interesting... something about her screams that she knows how to handle herself in more ways than one. Maybe he should take this chance to prove he's not some hopeless, blushing mess just because a pretty lady managed to get him flustered. ]

Oh, of course. Why don't we find something else together, then? I'm pretty sure at least some of this food has meat in it. I'll even try not to stare while you eat it.
infiltrar: (shred it 13 times out of 11)

[personal profile] infiltrar 2020-08-25 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What can I say, I'm a woman of many talents.

[ Being a pain in the ass for no reason being right up there with her hacking skills. Her mischievous grin swaps to something more playful, a bit more nice. As much as she'd say she doesn't need the company she's pretty sure she's alone in this weird city. Hasn't run into a familiar face just yet, so the more connections she can gather, the better.

There's the whole matter of her needing to have sex too. No better time to start filling up a little black book than now. ]


Aren't you cute? Sure, show me around then. I promise I'll behave just a little.