[ As far as uncomfortable targets go, she really could not have picked a better one. Not only is Sun Ce likely centuries, if not millennia, away from home, but he really couldn't be any more visibly resentful of his giant, melting candy dong. And now that there's an attractive woman having a good laugh at his expense, he just resents it even more. ]
Uh, yeah. I was kind of hoping for something a little less sweet.
[ It's just food, he realizes, and it's silly of him to be so put off by it. If they hadn't made it so detailed, he could have at least brought himself to pull it apart and at least get a snack out of it. But he can see where the veins would be and everything, and it's really off-putting, even if it smells amazing.
He holds out the stick to offer it to her, though he can't help but feel dirty just for doing so. Maybe because she's gone ahead and planted the image in his mind of her scarfing it down in one bite, which has all sorts of implications both with and without teeth. ]
oh hello there
Uh, yeah. I was kind of hoping for something a little less sweet.
[ It's just food, he realizes, and it's silly of him to be so put off by it. If they hadn't made it so detailed, he could have at least brought himself to pull it apart and at least get a snack out of it. But he can see where the veins would be and everything, and it's really off-putting, even if it smells amazing.
He holds out the stick to offer it to her, though he can't help but feel dirty just for doing so. Maybe because she's gone ahead and planted the image in his mind of her scarfing it down in one bite, which has all sorts of implications both with and without teeth. ]