That's because it is silly.

[There's no judgment to this, really, just a fact he's stating.]

But I understand. They've done it to me, as well. It's worse than infuriating.

[He sighs. He's going to end up having sex with yet another woman he doesn't know, isn't he? Sure, he could say no, but...ugh, he can't just leave her here like this. That would be cruel.]

Probably not. So let's find somewhere more private than this before you graduate from ruining lawns to destroying property.

[Is that a faint smirk on his face? Maybe.]