Chang Wufei rolls blunts. Chang Wufei has had a threesome or two. Chang Wufei also really really gives a shit. [ That much he had learned not all that long ago with a startling clarity. Of course, there’s always the connection of being comrades in war, but that only got them so far. How was he to know that, at some point, Wufei cared and was upset when he said he didn’t want to live a long life?

Upset enough to offer to do the job himself?

Duo takes another long pull from the blunt, arm moving to pass it even as the rest of him pauses to just… so it, for a moment. ]

You might not. Or you’re just going senile.

See - [ Duo pauses to adjust how he’s sitting, tossing off his shoes and slouching down a bit more. ] - My plan was always young and pretty.

Y’know. See the sights, get your blood pumping a few times, and then it’s all good and everyone will be fine if you just.. disappear one day.

But now you’re tellin’ me there’s a kid involved, and Wu is willing to choke me out at a party to prove a point, and my head’s all fucked.