We need my lighter, asshole! [ Duo says it even as he plays keep away with the entire pack, trying not to crush his cigarettes but also absolutely not allowing Wufei to just take them. For now he’s willing to ignore the comment that the older man is him -

- but only because Wufei brings up poor Merry. ]

Leave the dog alone and fuck off ordering me around! [ He’s well and truly irritated to the point of doing something stupid at this point, which is what drives him to pick up a foot to try and shove Wufei back.

Foolishly. Incredibly foolishly.

Just as foolishly as turning to his older self to answer, obviously growing more and more ruffled between the two : ]

No secrets until I’ve at least had caffeine. It’s fucking insulting you don’t know that if you’re claiming my name.