"No threatening! And no hurting the statue! It's not seriously hurting anyone. A little nudity is hardly the worst thing that can happen in this place. It's a shame that it wasn't there when the sea monsters attacked us. Maybe it would've blown them all away and kept them from advancing! And who would suspect a beautiful, topless statue of having any sort of defense application?"

Not that Huaisang's ever particularly thought of it that way until it popped in his head right now.

"Just imagine it, da ge! A statue that can strip men of their armor and disarm them! Lady Windmaster's only a menace to those who don't walk carefully around her! She can be very useful. And she's so beautiful to look at under the moonlight with a glass of wine in hand."

He's steadily running out of food.

"I'm not sure where it came from though but I assume Shi-xiong prayed to the Augur for it. A god needs followers."

Not that Huaisang is intimately familiar with the inner workings of being a god.