[On top of the ugly black bed, there were two dogs who had regarded the newcomers cautiously before placing their heads back down, to cuddle. Jin Guangyao had picked them up recently and the brats had made his room their new home soon enough. He shook his head incredulously. If Jin Ling were here, Fairy would have some friends.]

It's functional for the time being, we can always replace things later, I suppose. Ah yes, probably best if you don't fling sand everywhere I suppose.

[Which reminds him, he should probably tell him the type of things that are expected of them here. He gestured for Huaisang to follow him to the adjoining bathroom, it was much more modern looking than anything that existed back home and he reached over to turn the hot water tap as Xiao Xing Chen had shown him. Dipping a hand to make sure it was at temperature. Hot but not too hot.]

Isn't it marvelous? They added all this magic that heats up the water automatically.

[Then he turned off the tap as it had filled. He sat back on his feet.]

I should probably warn you about a few things, You see that bracelet that the puppets had given you? I have one as well as does every transplant on this island.

[He couldn't help the color that came across his pale face.]

Umm.. hmm.. well in the bracelets there are these squares and those are things to do to help bring life to the island. I think it has something to do with a certain type of energy that certain actions produce?

[Okay he was talking in circles. This wasn't productive.]

Huaisang, are you ready to live out one of your dirty novels? That's what this island is like. All the food, everything will make you want to...well fuck. [Sometimes the most vulgar words were the most efficient.]