...No one's ever really wanted to.

[He's not proud of that.]

I'm kind of surprised people are down with it at all, but I guess the squares help...motivation, at least.

[He'll finally get some because they're all mandated to fuck. Haaaaaa.

Also man you have all the good shit, sharing is caring.]

I know a fair bit about fetishes. I've seen a lot of porn. I'm just, uh. Not used to participating.