zenryokubatankyu: im actualy, probably, the most superbly relatable and normal person in this jail cell as of right NOw (All that I want)
Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-San ([personal profile] zenryokubatankyu) wrote in [community profile] ercookies 2020-11-02 04:31 pm (UTC)

[It's okay. Osomatsu smells like that a good 50% of the time, too. Man, he would actually like a drink right about now, if he's being honest...

But he stares as the card is brought up. His eyes widen.]


...Wait, so we do things? From this? These are all fetishes. That's... [He's a little stunned.] I dunno what they're getting out of people doing that, or specifically me, I haven't...at all... [...He's not excited to note that he's a virgin, but...

Still, he blinks. And with a weird, confused lilt--]


--This place is an island without dolphins? The fuck? ...Yeah, I'm absolutely bringing dolphins back.

[Two men.
Zero braincells.]

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