[At that expression, Osomatsu snorts, an amused grin on his face. Guy seems unused to this kinda talk despite being in...here a while, as he says.]

...That's....so they encourage people to get laid? What are they getting out of this? [Is it a scam? Is it a porn scam? Man! Studios be gettin' more and more skeevy these days! Then again, some bitches be eager for that, in a weird roundabout way.

Osomatsu is bitches.]

So lemmie get this straight. I've washed up here on this island. The robots here really, really want me to get laid for some reason. Possibly so they can film it and sell it online on the cheap. There's no way to get home that anyone knows of, so as long as we're here, we've gotta go along with this ponzi scheme...pornzi scheme...or suffer.

[He thinks on that while chewing another bite.]

I mean, I wanted to get more, but I guess this is a 'be careful what you wish for' thing...

[He's kind of nervous now.

Mostly because he's a virgin.]