[It really is one thing to mess with the man whose forgiveness can usually be won with a good vintage, and another thing entirely to mess with Aphrodite and all her wiles. That's just foolish, and anyone willing to get on the wrong side of her ire is brave or stupid or both.
...Or Zag.]
Why, I say, I'd hope your lovely self could get some mortals to collaborate, but they can be a bit... unreliable even at the best of times.
[Excuse you, it's not a drunken orgy tent, it's several drunken orgy tents, gosh.
(If there's even a tent at all. Sometimes you just have to inspire some madness out in the woods, you know?)
But oh, that is a juicy tidbit, even if they don't have anything to hide from anyone here.]
Oh, I say, he must! Everyone does, you know, whether they admit it or not. He just might need a friendly, Olympian, helping hand or four to get him to loosen up a little.
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...Or Zag.]
Why, I say, I'd hope your lovely self could get some mortals to collaborate, but they can be a bit... unreliable even at the best of times.
[Excuse you, it's not a drunken orgy tent, it's several drunken orgy tents, gosh.
(If there's even a tent at all. Sometimes you just have to inspire some madness out in the woods, you know?)
But oh, that is a juicy tidbit, even if they don't have anything to hide from anyone here.]
Oh, I say, he must! Everyone does, you know, whether they admit it or not. He just might need a friendly, Olympian, helping hand or four to get him to loosen up a little.
[RIP in rest, Thanatos, Olympians be schemin.]