[Oh, there's totally a line, believe him. Every time a spirit hand tries to push him another foot down the path he tells the empty space to go get in line, and he is choosing to believe it's working.

But come on down, Totally Living Guy, Hypnos will take all kinds in his new list (tm), which he looks down at presently to reference, Ahem.]

Wow, really? You're the first one! Okay! So, let's see, first things first, I'm going to need your name, height, approximate weight, what job you had before— orrrr... right now?

[He looks up from his list, squinting. Yes, totally living people still have jobs, that's probably true. Mortals, man!]

Well, we can start there!