[Maybe I'm apping Thanatos just to neatly knock out everyone's snuff squares. 👊😔 But Thanatos bears this scrutiny well, even if he has, like, no idea what's coming out of this guy's mouth. Using the tools of his trade for ~sexy purposes~... that's so disrespectful on so many levels...

Or: Thanatos is a professional. Upper management!! It's why he's crossing his arms.]

You don't. [Clearly!] There are no parades, in my line of work. And this... Gerard is unknown to me.

[Sad. Anyway, though: Normally Than would just poof away? Wouldn't be eager to confuse a mortal, because hey, death comes for them all in the end; they'll find out about him or his coworkers in their own time, but as this place is Weird As Hell:]

What do you know of death?