[It was safe to say that Osomatsu had gone through a lot of strange incidents in his life. Well. That was an understatement, honestly, but who, really, was counting? Not him. He'd long since lost track. And washing up on a beach...well, he'd gotten stranded on an island once thanks to a plane crash, but washing up was a new one.
What made him annoyed is that he'd somehow fallen asleep, his mouth had opened with a snore, and he sucked in sand. Immediately, he started coughing, hitting at his chest. Ohhhh, he swallowed sand. Ohhhh, that's probably not good for him. Didn't go down easy, either. He grimaces, and that's when the robots come over and give him his bracelet and towel. He pats at his head with the towel, half-smiling in appreciation...
But he was pretty sure he missed all of that explanation. He hit the side of his head, and water came out one of his ears as he grimaced. Geh. Okay. Wipe the ear. Now the other one. Good.
And now he had no idea whatsoever what to do.
Ace moves, genius.]
01>> DRAGONS
[He wasn't even remotely aware dragons existed, but hey, they apparently did. And they were adorable! He'd always had a weakness for cute things, but this was a new level. And they were so eager to help!! He'd latched onto a red one in a hug.] Hi. You are my new best friend and I wanna keep you forever. I'm gonna call you...Ryu. That's badass. You're Ryu now.
['Ryu' didn't seem to object, but did end up trying to drag his companion towards...something. That was curious.] Mmm? Whassa matter, boy? Timmy's trapped down the well??? [He still has not let go of this dragon. He's cripplingly lonely and he needs this companionship, but at least the red dragon is making the best of it.
Such as when he guides him right towards a person, wriggles free, and sends his former captor-of-sorts nearly flying into someone. He barely catches himself - or is caught - at the last second before a true collision happens, and he peers at the person with a smile.]
Hi! Thanks. My new pet is a rascally one. He kiiinda accidentally sent me over here. Maybe to make friends? ...He's really helpful.
[Everything is fine.]
02>> RUINS
[So, he hears about these ruins. They're dangerous. They're being cleaned up. There's all sorts of monsters and weird stuff over there. But they exist and all that news is distracting enough.
And Osomatsu also lives life with one braincell and one braincell only.
This is what leads him to going down the path - luckily, not getting attacked along the way - and reaching the ruins.]
Whoaaa...
[He's kinda stunned.]
So cool!!!
[He fistpumps, and bolts towards them like it's some sort of playground. Someone should probably make sure he doesn't die. Just. Maybe.]
03>> RITUAL
[Osomatsu reaches the stairs leading to the central platform, and he hums, rubbing his chin.]
Hmmm. So, going on, like, genre-savviness...if I go up these steps and reach the top, something's gonna happen, right? I dunno what, but something. [He muses to himself.] Could be good, could be bad...the question is...am I a gambling man?
[He thinks back to his gigantic amount of losses at pachinko. His empty pockets. The frustration, sweat, tears...he's had such bad luck before.
He smirks.]
The answer is absolutely yes. There's gotta be treasure at the top, and I'm gonna snag it.
[He cackles quietly to himself, like he's about to do something incredibly malicious, and begins heading up the steps. He reaches the platform, and...his blinking slowly begins to turn dazed.]
Where's....wheressa treasure...?
[He asks softly, airly, looking around. There's some kind of voice in his head telling him to get rid of his inhibitions, but...]
Why'm I thinking of porn now? That's not....isnot...
[Then he realizes. The true treasure were the dirty thoughts we had along the way. This is wholly unsatisfying, and rather anticlimactic in a literal sense, even. He slowly crumbles to his knees on the platform, breathing heavily. He's not sure what to do. Is jerking off in a temple even a decent idea? He kind of wants to, but...
He hears someone coming in. Footsteps. So they walk in on him curled up on the platform, not quite meeting their gaze.]
If you're looking for treasure, you might wanna check somewhere else...or go somewhere else...real fast...unless...
[...Unless, you know. Unless you wanna help a little here. That'd be appreciated.]
04>> WILD CARD
[OTA for all shipping/smut! I dunno how many people will want my boy, but hey, I decided to give this a shot. If you've got any other scenarios, hit me, and I'll probably be down. Message me on this account or plurk osomatsuniisan to plot if you wanna. Thanks~]
Osomatsu Matsuno | Osomatsu-San
[It was safe to say that Osomatsu had gone through a lot of strange incidents in his life. Well. That was an understatement, honestly, but who, really, was counting? Not him. He'd long since lost track. And washing up on a beach...well, he'd gotten stranded on an island once thanks to a plane crash, but washing up was a new one.
What made him annoyed is that he'd somehow fallen asleep, his mouth had opened with a snore, and he sucked in sand. Immediately, he started coughing, hitting at his chest. Ohhhh, he swallowed sand. Ohhhh, that's probably not good for him. Didn't go down easy, either. He grimaces, and that's when the robots come over and give him his bracelet and towel. He pats at his head with the towel, half-smiling in appreciation...
But he was pretty sure he missed all of that explanation. He hit the side of his head, and water came out one of his ears as he grimaced. Geh. Okay. Wipe the ear. Now the other one. Good.
And now he had no idea whatsoever what to do.
Ace moves, genius.]
01>> DRAGONS
[He wasn't even remotely aware dragons existed, but hey, they apparently did. And they were adorable! He'd always had a weakness for cute things, but this was a new level. And they were so eager to help!! He'd latched onto a red one in a hug.] Hi. You are my new best friend and I wanna keep you forever. I'm gonna call you...Ryu. That's badass. You're Ryu now.
['Ryu' didn't seem to object, but did end up trying to drag his companion towards...something. That was curious.] Mmm? Whassa matter, boy? Timmy's trapped down the well??? [He still has not let go of this dragon. He's cripplingly lonely and he needs this companionship, but at least the red dragon is making the best of it.
Such as when he guides him right towards a person, wriggles free, and sends his former captor-of-sorts nearly flying into someone. He barely catches himself - or is caught - at the last second before a true collision happens, and he peers at the person with a smile.]
Hi! Thanks. My new pet is a rascally one. He kiiinda accidentally sent me over here. Maybe to make friends? ...He's really helpful.
[Everything is fine.]
02>> RUINS
[So, he hears about these ruins. They're dangerous. They're being cleaned up. There's all sorts of monsters and weird stuff over there. But they exist and all that news is distracting enough.
And Osomatsu also lives life with one braincell and one braincell only.
This is what leads him to going down the path - luckily, not getting attacked along the way - and reaching the ruins.]
Whoaaa...
[He's kinda stunned.]
So cool!!!
[He fistpumps, and bolts towards them like it's some sort of playground. Someone should probably make sure he doesn't die. Just. Maybe.]
03>> RITUAL
[Osomatsu reaches the stairs leading to the central platform, and he hums, rubbing his chin.]
Hmmm. So, going on, like, genre-savviness...if I go up these steps and reach the top, something's gonna happen, right? I dunno what, but something. [He muses to himself.] Could be good, could be bad...the question is...am I a gambling man?
[He thinks back to his gigantic amount of losses at pachinko. His empty pockets. The frustration, sweat, tears...he's had such bad luck before.
He smirks.]
The answer is absolutely yes. There's gotta be treasure at the top, and I'm gonna snag it.
[He cackles quietly to himself, like he's about to do something incredibly malicious, and begins heading up the steps. He reaches the platform, and...his blinking slowly begins to turn dazed.]
Where's....wheressa treasure...?
[He asks softly, airly, looking around. There's some kind of voice in his head telling him to get rid of his inhibitions, but...]
Why'm I thinking of porn now? That's not....isnot...
[Then he realizes.
The true treasure were the dirty thoughts we had along the way.
This is wholly unsatisfying, and rather anticlimactic in a literal sense, even. He slowly crumbles to his knees on the platform, breathing heavily. He's not sure what to do. Is jerking off in a temple even a decent idea? He kind of wants to, but...
He hears someone coming in. Footsteps. So they walk in on him curled up on the platform, not quite meeting their gaze.]
If you're looking for treasure, you might wanna check somewhere else...or go somewhere else...real fast...unless...
[...Unless, you know. Unless you wanna help a little here. That'd be appreciated.]
04>> WILD CARD
[OTA for all shipping/smut! I dunno how many people will want my boy, but hey, I decided to give this a shot. If you've got any other scenarios, hit me, and I'll probably be down. Message me on this account or plurk osomatsuniisan to plot if you wanna. Thanks~]