[ When Molly has nothing else to do, he talks. Add this bullshit to that, and he's definitely going to let his mouth wander. ]
I ate some lobster, once. It was said to be this delicacy but I'm pretty sure another town called them 'rats of the ocean' and fed it to their criminals. I suppose anything can be true if it's plentiful or not... or if you make them sound fancier than they are.
[ He waves a hand dismissively. ]
Anyway, I almost chipped a fang on the fucking thing! Nobody told me you're supposed to crack them open!
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I ate some lobster, once. It was said to be this delicacy but I'm pretty sure another town called them 'rats of the ocean' and fed it to their criminals. I suppose anything can be true if it's plentiful or not... or if you make them sound fancier than they are.
[ He waves a hand dismissively. ]
Anyway, I almost chipped a fang on the fucking thing! Nobody told me you're supposed to crack them open!
[ Lies? Truth? Does it matter? ]