[ Wow........and after he bared one whole square millimeter of his soul to her. Truly, trying to make friends is a Mistake. Unfortunately, asking for any sort of information on this place is also a mistake. The question doesn't bring him any joy; if anything, it seems to turn his expression even more annoyed. ]

A few days. Long enough to find out that none of the robots here know anything worthwhile.

[ He'd given up after the tenth time of being told to go reap the karmic rewards of entering into joyful bliss with another person. ]

I think the rules of this place are beyond obtuse but I don't see another way to proceed other than following them for the time being.