[Your cynicism and sarcasm are showing Ilia, be nice. It's not like it's this woman's fault they decided to make a three-day festival about something you don't care about.]

You're right. Looking on the bright side, and all that. [There's a little sigh.] If you like eating freshmade, I think they've got like twenty different flavors at the table over there.

[She points to one with long taffy on a stick shaped like dildos on display.]