[Not flowery at all, sad, but hm! Someone does know his monsters, it seems; Constantin raises an eyebrow at him, as if to suggest that he probably could have just listed a bunch of monsters and called it a story and that would have been enough, but here they are.]

Alright, the terror beyond the city limits— the Amphisbaena. Which must have been twice the length of any given horse lest it be merely a garden pest— so!

[So!!!! Back to The Tale!!]

After weeks of this great slithering horror terrorizing the citizens, the local lord had no choice but to call upon our noble Kurt, who happened to be there at the time. [gripping.] Because, you see, ah, some brigands did chase the lord's dear friend into the wilds where the monster lurked!

[Oooh! He looks at Trevor again, pointedly; now it's a complete team effort, buddy.]