[ Jeanne Alter grumbles from her perch atop a beach chair, the crustacean menace snapping away at everything that moves beneath her feet. She has a bucket in her hand, but doesn't seem particularly inclined to actually get out of the safety of the high ground and use it. Sure, credits are on the line, and the first thing to do on any Rayshift is securing basic necessities, but also: Fuck crabs. ]
Do I have to catch them? I don't carry these things to commit to a path of non-violent catch and release, you know!
[ She's asking anyone in the vicinity who cares to listen, waving one of her three KATANA (all-caps are necessary) around to make a point. ]
Monsters usually drop their rewards after I burn them to death!
[ Like BB Dollars. And oddly enough, doujin motivation. ]
ii, mara matsuri
[ Very deliberately not wearing the toga provided, instead sticking with her black and red swimsuit, Jeanne Alter is more than happy to go festival stall hunting. Which is different from the crab hunting she did earlier because now she's not threatening anyone with swords and fire. (Not to start with, at least. Just don't try to rip her off.)
Instead she's currently closely examining two dick-shaped candied fruits of some kind, trying to figure out how exactly someone makes what used to be mostly apple-ish into a penis. Of course, given the location they're in, everything is dick-shaped, but making soap into funny shapes is easy. Relatively. ]
Is this like square watermelons? Do you grow them into moulds? It seems like a lot of work for a dick joke, but I'll buy one. I can think of more than one way to use this.
[ No, not like that, you pervert. Do you want her to get an infection jamming caramel up there? ]
Jeanne Alter | Fate/
Crabs, why does it always have to be crabs?
[ Jeanne Alter grumbles from her perch atop a beach chair, the crustacean menace snapping away at everything that moves beneath her feet. She has a bucket in her hand, but doesn't seem particularly inclined to actually get out of the safety of the high ground and use it. Sure, credits are on the line, and the first thing to do on any Rayshift is securing basic necessities, but also: Fuck crabs. ]
Do I have to catch them? I don't carry these things to commit to a path of non-violent catch and release, you know!
[ She's asking anyone in the vicinity who cares to listen, waving one of her three KATANA (all-caps are necessary) around to make a point. ]
Monsters usually drop their rewards after I burn them to death!
[ Like BB Dollars. And oddly enough, doujin motivation. ]
ii, mara matsuri
[ Very deliberately not wearing the toga provided, instead sticking with her black and red swimsuit, Jeanne Alter is more than happy to go festival stall hunting. Which is different from the crab hunting she did earlier because now she's not threatening anyone with swords and fire. (Not to start with, at least. Just don't try to rip her off.)
Instead she's currently closely examining two dick-shaped candied fruits of some kind, trying to figure out how exactly someone makes what used to be mostly apple-ish into a penis. Of course, given the location they're in, everything is dick-shaped, but making soap into funny shapes is easy. Relatively. ]
Is this like square watermelons? Do you grow them into moulds? It seems like a lot of work for a dick joke, but I'll buy one. I can think of more than one way to use this.
[ No, not like that, you pervert. Do you want her to get an infection jamming caramel up there? ]
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