[ Well, Sun Ce can't say he's ever gone hunting for crabs before. Deer, fowl, fish, even tigers and wolves when they've threatened villages... but crabs? That's a new one. And those two arm-length, stone tonfas that he's carrying really seem like overkill since the crabs were requested to be in one piece.

He's doing things the hard way, then, grabbing them with his bare hands and tossing them into the bucket. He's trying to go for the bigger ones and leaving the smaller ones alone, a strategy that has definitely netted him fewer credits but has helped him feel a little better about himself.

He grabs one of them from behind and picks it up, getting ready to put it in his bucket with a dissatisfied look on his face. ]

Look, sorry. But people have to eat, and apparently, you're delicious. Come on, let's go.

[ Just as he's about to set the crab down, it manages to get a pincer around his finger, causing the broad, young man to instinctively flip it into the air. ]

Ow! [ Shaking his hand off, Sun Ce watches as the crab scuttles away and almost immediately starts coupling with another crab nearby. ] Alright, guess you earned that one. I'd be doing the same thing if I were you.

[ Noticing that someone else is watching, he turns and gives them a friendly, "totally didn't just got pinched in the thumb" smile. It doesn't quite reach his eyes. ]

So, what about you? Having any luck?

[ Look, Sun Ce knows exactly what each of these foods are shaped like. One of the robots has even given him a giant confectionery dong on a stick made of some sort of hardened candy, complete with realistic drizzle. He's been carrying the damned thing around ever since, causing it start to droop in the heat. He really doesn't want it to go to waste, but sweets aren't really his thing.

And neither are dongs.

At least the toga looks pretty good on him, though. If one looks closely enough, they'll see tiny nicks and scars along his chest and shoulders indicative of a well-seasoned warrior. Too bad he's stuck there holding a big candy boner, trying to pawn it off on the first person he sees. ]

Hey, uh, do you want this? I'm not really hungry.

[ Please, please take it. ]

[ Not feeling these prompts but want to try something else? Feel free to make something up, or hit me up on discord (Bofu#7313) to plot out something different. ]