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TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE

TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE


Arrival



This time, you come out of the water. While the Augur reboots, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy draws people in. It's like being suspended between realities and walking through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. Feel the friendship!



Recent arrivals and visitors to the beach may notice a sudden influx of hundreds of bright red crustaceans crawling (and coupling) across the sand. It's crab mating season, as it turns out, it's a regular invasion! To keep the beach a pleasant place to gather for the island's inhabitants, the robots are offering credits to especially enterprising crab-catchers. Grab a bucket and get to work! Be sure to watch out for their pinch, mind you. Their little claws are tiny, but that doesn’t mean they don’t hurt.

Surprisingly, there is another effect that even the robots don't anticipate: islanders who are pinched by the crabs find themselves feeling instantly buddy-buddy with the next person they spot. Did you just become best friends?! Get pinched one too many times, however, and those feelings may sour into a crabby mood, indeed.

If you are feeling particularly vengeful (or just hungry), the little crabs do make for delicious gumbo. Once cooked, they have no side effects whatsoever.



II. Phallus Phestival



Although the Augur is offline and supplies are scarce, the robots of Erku are still eager to make their run-down little island a welcoming place for the new arrivals. To that end, they have arranged a three day festival to boost morale and promote the generation of plenty of Eros energy to assist in the restoration of the damaged and decayed parts of the city. The robots claim that this celebration was once a cornerstone of the long-lost civilization of the island. By the dawn of the first day, every island resident will find at their doorstep (or tent flap, mobile suit, etc) the traditional costume of the ancient islanders to wear to the festival. It appears to be... a giant sheet? There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to the sometimes garish colors and patterns of the fabric, but at least the robots have uploaded instructions on how to wear it to your bracelet device.

Attendees will find food (mostly crab-flavored), confections, and household necessities in rather suggestive shapes, as well as goods you might find handy to complete your A5 squares: sex toys, pervertibles, sexy maid outfits, and the like. While islanders are welcome to set up shop on the festival grounds and sell (or charge) whatever they like, all items from the robots are offered up for free to those who wear their traditional island garb!



III. Fireside Adventures



Each night of the festival is wrapped up in style with an enormous bonfire on the beach, where drinks, fruity cocktails, and lively music appropriate for dancing is all provided at no cost by the robots. Even if you’re not usually much of a dancer, the longer you stand by the fire and allow it to warm your limbs, the more you feel like moving! Not only that, but everyone is looking quite beautiful by the firelight, are they not?

If you’ve grown tired - or if dancing just isn’t your thing - you might prefer to sit back and swap stories on one of the many driftwood log benches the robots have prepared for seating. Or, maybe you’d prefer to rough it for the night in one of the beachside canvas tents. Better claim one quick, though, or be prepared to share… there’s only one sleeping bag!


N A V I G A T I O N



chariotsofcarbonfiber: (Default)

II

[personal profile] chariotsofcarbonfiber 2020-08-24 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ It is pretty hot out. That's why Emi's got a tiny, bright pink, toga too, although it doesn't explain the ever present knee socks. She's never been to Kanamara Matsuri so she's a bit giddy about all the dicks, everywhere.

Emi leans in at what Asellus is peering at, eyes widening a bit. ]


I dunno. Doesn't look like they're taking money from anyone.

[ Free sex toys can't be real right? ]
waswrongtoo: (Gotta relax)

[personal profile] waswrongtoo 2020-08-24 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, that wasn't the reaction she'd have expected. Confused, but not pulling away from 6O's curious touch, Summer responded the best way she could think of.]

Um, yes? A hundred percent human, right here!

[Okay, so that was a little silly.]

I'm... a touch puzzled. Wouldn't you have met plenty of humans already? Your creators if no one else... or were they not human?

[Entirely possible, she supposed, but then how would she know what a human was?]
chariotsofcarbonfiber: (Clean Teeth)

[personal profile] chariotsofcarbonfiber 2020-08-24 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
How chivalrous. Emi laughed, leading Eleanor by the hand carefully. "And tell me if I step on you at all, okay?"
wingsofhonor: (ᴀ ʀᴇsᴏʟᴜᴛɪᴏɴ)

[personal profile] wingsofhonor 2020-08-24 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[That's too true considering the horrifying sight before him. Angeal stares for a moment before daring to get closer.

He can't help but feel sorry for the poor bastard in the tube. Those wounds almost look like chemical burns of some kind. It should be impossible for anyone to still be alive when so hideously scarred and damaged but this unlucky bastard here singing. If that's not a clear cut demonstration of this guy's easy-going persona, then what is?

Angeal can't help but smile a little as he approaches. He doesn't recognize the song but he can still appreciate it. Feeling moderately bad for sneaking up on him, Angeal purposely clears his throat.
]

Nice tune.

[This poor guy probably wasn't expecting any visitors least of all a stranger like him.]
byleth: (021。)

I.

[personal profile] byleth 2020-08-24 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[ Fortunately, the Augur had the good sense to leave Byleth here with his fishing rod, so he's not in as bad of a position as he could be. Just a little sand-covered and being followed by crabs. Plus, there's a familiar face in view and a towel headed in his general direction, one that Byleth eagerly accepts because summers at the monastery had never been quite this grueling, and he's sure he's amassed enough sweat in unspeakable places that he wouldn't be surprised if Lorenz commented on it. ]

Thank you.

[ Maybe he should add something else to that since it's not every day he comes across a former student after being transposed into an entirely different world. ]

It's good to see you're safe and doing well.

[ His gaze flickers about as he pats his face dry. It's clear he's looking for something as he takes all of this in. ]

Just you?

[ Not that that's a bad thing. There are worse people he could be stuck with, and Lorenz is generally an upstanding and well-meaning person when he's not waxing poetic about the noble life -even more so in his maturity. ]
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[personal profile] freckilled 2020-08-24 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey, if she's willing to be forgiving with his pronunciation, Marco is willing to be forgiving with hers. The question of how they're understanding each other won't occur to him until later.]

[Marco takes another sip from his cup, and is surprised to see that it's now empty. When did that happen? Before he can think too much on it, one of the robots is pressing another one into his hand, and that one is nice and full.
]

They sure are generous around here.

[Down the hatch!]

So what's your world like? Is it anything like this place?
freckilled: (michael bay movie marco)

[personal profile] freckilled 2020-08-24 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, and?]

[Marco's head is spinning. That's not the reaction he expected, not at all; he was expecting something more along the lines of agreement, acknowledgement that yes, that is not something they should do, that is Very Bad and not recommended by society! Sure, some places practice it--usually places without a lot of resources, where additional mouths to feed would be a severe problem--but Jinae was never hurting for food, and having a family was just the thing people did.]

[Yeah, and?
]

I'm not worried about going to hell!

[Look, buddy, he was on the front lines at Trost, he knows what hell looks like, and he's not a member of the Wall Cults anyway. Marco's too busy worrying about survival to think about what's going to happen to him after he dies.]

But... but doesn't everyone talk if you're... if you're like that?
shemara: (048)

[personal profile] shemara 2020-08-24 03:07 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe she can't go home. Razz never mentions her being there after this point. She knew she did something that changed things for Etheria. But maybe she's not gone because she died. Maybe she's gone she's gone. And if she's not supposed to go back...what might happen if she does?]

No, I wanted to know more about why we're here. Why us. There has to be a reason.
byleth: (008。)

crab people;

[personal profile] byleth 2020-08-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hm. It seems he's tangled in a net. That's probably his fault for standing so still, waiting for his lure to respond to whatever lurks in the ocean, but he can't imagine he looks particularly "crab-like." He'll just chock it up to bad aim as he looks around for his captor, only to spot Ingrid barreling towards him. Now, that's unexpected. ]

You were close.

[ He's trying to be encouraging here. They're not that far from the nearest crab after all, and even after all these years, he can't quite drop the instructor role. ]

A few more meters to the left.

[ His fingers catch in the netting, calmly helping to untangle and free himself. Thankfully, his lure is still stagnant, but more importantly- he's relieved to see a familiar face here after all his wandering up and down the coast. ]

Catching dinner?
shemara: (042)

[personal profile] shemara 2020-08-24 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Mara takes the soap thankfully, but her brow furrows just a bit.]

Unit...on assignment? Are you one of the A.I. that run this place?

[She had not heard anyone mention other robots or A.I. outside of the ones in charge.]
newtyping: (08)

[personal profile] newtyping 2020-08-24 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
These little guys aren't exactly making life easy for anyone, are they.
karintous: (this isn't what i wanted)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-24 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
[ The ongoing jabs at her intelligence are really starting to wear her thin, especially coming from a trigger-happy adult in cat ears, but grudgingly, she can't deny her lack of results. Is it her fault she grew up as a city girl who never had to fish for a single live crab?? Her frown tilts dangerously into a pout. ]

All right, big shot. If it's that easy, then why don't you show me how it's done?
spacerat: (It's not like you drove a spiteful spear)

[personal profile] spacerat 2020-08-24 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's quick to say he's not worried about it, but then asks about people talking. which makes a lot more sense, even if he's picturing some old pre after colony cultures; it hasn't been a thing for duo for a long time.

he doesn't think they're allowed to - for whatever societal reason he's got going on. he folds his arms and shakes his head. ]


No, not at all. I'm, uh, interested in both guys and girls. No one gives me a hard time about it. There are guys here that are only into guys, and girls here that are only into girls.

... No one cares who you're interested in, or who you might be having sex with. It's a pretty silly thing to judge someone over, right?

[ he offers a little smile. ]
Edited 2020-08-24 03:56 (UTC)
roseinpromenade: (I shall make you a trophy out of dildos)

[personal profile] roseinpromenade 2020-08-24 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
[There's only a little surprise in her face when someone answers her, and most of that is just Asellus being equally baffled at the possibility of this stuff being free. Back home-- well, long, long ago, when she was living somewhere with conventional ideas of shame-- this sort of thing would only be sold in cramped, dark, windowless shops. Something to hide from the world, not celebrate. And as far as she'd been told, you paid for that 'shame'.]

I'm not even really sure what some of these are for-- I mean, look at that thing. [She gestures to the largest toy in the display.] That just looks uncomfortable. And what even are these? [It appears to be a display of nipple clamps, in varying levels of decoration.

She's not very worldly about these sorts of things, even if she's not really very shocked by them anymore. Honestly, she's mostly just curious.

But there are more interesting things to be curious about right now. She grins at her new companion.]
I'm Asellus, by the way. Are you new here too?
waswrongtoo: (Let's get serious)

[personal profile] waswrongtoo 2020-08-24 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Well... in that case, I think you're bound for disappointment even if they have fixed the Augur. The closest answer I've been able to find for that question is that we're all capable of generating great amounts of "Eros Energy". Why that's true of us specifically, they weren't at all clear on when I asked.

[Honestly, she's not sure their hosts know either.]

I will grant them this, though... it does appear to be working.
meticulousity: (cf14247584)

cw: murder by smothering, blood consumption.

[personal profile] meticulousity 2020-08-24 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ she accepts it with a grateful half-smile (there is alcohol in it, she's pretty sure; she hasn't had a chance to eat but she's been less hungry than she should be) and sips a little from it as he asks his question and she considers her answer. ]

I don't know. [ she hadn't really been sure what was happening as it was happening, no one had explained it to her. there was katherine hovering above her and instructing her to pass along her message before shoving a pillow over her face. there had been struggling, gasping for air, and then blackness. then she'd woken up, hungry for something she couldn't put a name to until she smelled it, thick in the air, that wouldn't be sated until she consumed it.

would she have made the same decision if she'd known what was going on? ]


I guess I haven't.
costumechanger: (Smile)

[personal profile] costumechanger 2020-08-24 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[Zoe's expression turned a bit more sympathetic when he mentioned he'd only been here a couple of days.]

Oh, so you're one of the new arrivals? This places can be a lot to deal with, but most of the people here are friendly and helpful, at least in my experience.

[Hanging the maid outfit back on the rack she took it from, Zoe ate a bite of her chocolate banana before answering Keiichi's question.]

Yeah, I do. This outfit didn't exactly look like this when the robots gave it to me, y'know?

[She did a slow twirl in front of him, showing it off.]

Pretty good, huh?
shemara: (054)

[personal profile] shemara 2020-08-24 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Eros Energy?

[She's never heard of that before. If her people had, she knows they would have been interested enough in trying to study it.]

What does Eros Energy do?
chestburster: the early 20th century. like 1901 to 1965? the whole world was creepy (you know what's scary?)

[personal profile] chestburster 2020-08-24 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ Oh, well, that's nice to hear. Ben smiles patiently, seeing as there are no wrong answers. There was a time he didn't think about that kind of thing either. When he was profoundly relieved and grateful to Klaus for saving him from the unknown, even as he discovered more and more aspects of life he could no longer partake in. A childish attitude. He's had nothing but time to work through and get over it. ]

Well, if you ever do, try not to be too hard on yourself. [ His tone carries the weight of experience. ]
waswrongtoo: (Gotta relax)

[personal profile] waswrongtoo 2020-08-24 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
They're using it to restore this world from... whatever catastrophe resulted in it being in the state it was when the first group of us arrived. They aren't telling us what that was, assuming they know.

[Which is not reassuring in the slightest.]

So far, it's regrown a wide area of plantlife, brought back a few types of animal, restored the library and the public baths, and brought this beach back into someplace we can actually go. So it's clearly real.
karintous: (and then she twirled into the arms)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-24 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[ Ema, in her tragic attempts at catching anything, feels quite certain that she's getting a whole lot of nothing done, which is why Lys's praise comes as a complete surprise. She pauses to swivel around and look back at Lys and her filling bucket. ]

We are? ... So we are!

[ She shouldn't sound so shocked after confidently marching off the way she did, but Ema is nothing if not emotionally honest. Encouraged, she pushes up the sleeves of her coat and revs up for another round of assaults. ]

Okay! Let me know when we have enough!

[ Efficiency is not the name of this game, but they will have enough crabs eventually, probably ]
silky_bearing: (011)

[personal profile] silky_bearing 2020-08-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[He's gotten the basics from the citizens, of course, but well... it's all so ludicrous he can hardly be expected to simply accept it.]

S-surely they do not -can not- expect us to subject ourselves to such... inappropriate activities like some irresponsible teens with no concept of the consequences of their actions.

[He trusts that she will know precisely what he means by consequences. Not only the scandal of such a thing but, even if they mean to abolish the value of crests, there is still no excuse for muddling the bloodlines with such indiscretions.]

I understand the resources are greatly limited, there is little room for acknowledging such differences of status in regards to goods or living conditions but-

[Oh Goddess, don't mind him if he just... gets utterly derailed by the horror of that monstrosity on a stick, nose wrinkling immediately. If she's going to complain about what she has then he's just going to hold out the chocolate... thing she'd given him instead. Go on Hilda, he's certainly not putting that anywhere near his face.]
dreamofrain: art by washi (realize that nothing's as it seems)

of course i broke my formatting in the last tag oop

[personal profile] dreamofrain 2020-08-24 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[ That was a tough one to answer. And it's something she'd thought about before. Mankind isolating itself was something she'd always accepted as a necessary truth of existence. Their only contact was via Command, and occasional messages from the Human Council, but she'd never seen one, never met one...

She'd studied humanity itself to find a proper metaphor for it. ]


Have you ever met the being that created humans? Well... it's the same for us androids.

[ "Have you ever met God?" She knew it was a heavy question, but it was the best way to convey the matter that she knew of. ]

Meeting humans... is like meeting God.
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[personal profile] improvise 2020-08-24 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ ema needs to differentiate herself from the average girl, in his opinion. most girls (and paparazzi) would kill for the sight of klavier gavin in a toga!!

this is what he would be thinking, anyway, if he wasn't convinced that ema was a perfectly good friend of his. he doesn't start at all when she points her crab at him, only watching its little arms wave around like it's a little puppet and she's the ventriloquist.

he sees those pinch marks, though. those look like they might swell up a little if she doesn't get any ice on them, though he remembers the robots mentioning that they should avoid being pinched one too many times. he's listening, letting his eyes dart to the bracelet (read: handcuff) on her wrist down to his toga and back to her.

he clicks his tongue, shaking his head at her. ]


In a foul mood again, aren't you? Ach. I can't blame you. Even I was fortunate enough not to wake up in the ocean when I arrived. Although...

[ it's like she didn't even say anything mean... he smiles halfway up his mouth, even fearlessly taking a step forward. he gestures towards her crab-holding hand—almost like he might grab her wrist if she lets the crab go. ]

You may want to get some ice for those angry red marks. They look painful, ja? I'm certain they aren't helping your temperament. They should have some at the stalls nearby.
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[personal profile] shemara 2020-08-24 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
...So we're hear to heal the world.

[Well...that certainly does brings some irony to it. Bringing her here for a job she failed to do in the world she wanted to save the most.]

We save the world from what destroyed it before and...what? Have they told us what they will then?