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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-08-18 06:03 am
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TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE

TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE


Arrival



This time, you come out of the water. While the Augur reboots, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy draws people in. It's like being suspended between realities and walking through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. Feel the friendship!



Recent arrivals and visitors to the beach may notice a sudden influx of hundreds of bright red crustaceans crawling (and coupling) across the sand. It's crab mating season, as it turns out, it's a regular invasion! To keep the beach a pleasant place to gather for the island's inhabitants, the robots are offering credits to especially enterprising crab-catchers. Grab a bucket and get to work! Be sure to watch out for their pinch, mind you. Their little claws are tiny, but that doesn’t mean they don’t hurt.

Surprisingly, there is another effect that even the robots don't anticipate: islanders who are pinched by the crabs find themselves feeling instantly buddy-buddy with the next person they spot. Did you just become best friends?! Get pinched one too many times, however, and those feelings may sour into a crabby mood, indeed.

If you are feeling particularly vengeful (or just hungry), the little crabs do make for delicious gumbo. Once cooked, they have no side effects whatsoever.



II. Phallus Phestival



Although the Augur is offline and supplies are scarce, the robots of Erku are still eager to make their run-down little island a welcoming place for the new arrivals. To that end, they have arranged a three day festival to boost morale and promote the generation of plenty of Eros energy to assist in the restoration of the damaged and decayed parts of the city. The robots claim that this celebration was once a cornerstone of the long-lost civilization of the island. By the dawn of the first day, every island resident will find at their doorstep (or tent flap, mobile suit, etc) the traditional costume of the ancient islanders to wear to the festival. It appears to be... a giant sheet? There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to the sometimes garish colors and patterns of the fabric, but at least the robots have uploaded instructions on how to wear it to your bracelet device.

Attendees will find food (mostly crab-flavored), confections, and household necessities in rather suggestive shapes, as well as goods you might find handy to complete your A5 squares: sex toys, pervertibles, sexy maid outfits, and the like. While islanders are welcome to set up shop on the festival grounds and sell (or charge) whatever they like, all items from the robots are offered up for free to those who wear their traditional island garb!



III. Fireside Adventures



Each night of the festival is wrapped up in style with an enormous bonfire on the beach, where drinks, fruity cocktails, and lively music appropriate for dancing is all provided at no cost by the robots. Even if you’re not usually much of a dancer, the longer you stand by the fire and allow it to warm your limbs, the more you feel like moving! Not only that, but everyone is looking quite beautiful by the firelight, are they not?

If you’ve grown tired - or if dancing just isn’t your thing - you might prefer to sit back and swap stories on one of the many driftwood log benches the robots have prepared for seating. Or, maybe you’d prefer to rough it for the night in one of the beachside canvas tents. Better claim one quick, though, or be prepared to share… there’s only one sleeping bag!


N A V I G A T I O N



skullmish: (7)

[personal profile] skullmish 2020-08-21 06:41 pm (UTC)(link)
[Ryuji nods, holding up his wrist to show her. He'd been Suspicious of it at first, but like...it was free, so. It's PROBABLY fine.]

Those guys are about as all over the place as the crabs are. Think they belong to someone?
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[personal profile] dreamofrain 2020-08-21 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Her first instinct, as always, was to be compliant and cooperative, even if it was with machine lifeforms, and turn her bucket in. Though she felt a bit guilty that Lys has done virtually all of the work there. But when she mentioned gumbo, her head tilted, and she had to take a moment to recall the term... ]

Oh, I've... never actually tried gumbo before! We had synthesized replication meals at the Bunker, but that was something that never got cycled through the menu...

I'd love to try it! [ Her enthusiasm spiked. She was on the surface, witnessing real life nature for the first time. She wanted to experience all that she could! ]
skullmish: (8)

[personal profile] skullmish 2020-08-21 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[You need to be at LEAST 10 in his confidant ranking for that, Ren. Are u up for the challenge.]

Doesn't surprise me...

[There's a pause as Ryuji looks over to the tent entrance, as if he's worried someone might be listening in, before he looks back to Ren.]

So have you, like...done anything yet? You're not taking the whole card thing that seriously, are you?

[He'll be able to gauge what he should do here by Ren's example, surely.]
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[personal profile] spacerat 2020-08-21 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
[ training division, military police. all those words get filed away for questions later, just to clarify what they are. duo at least understands what it means.

he laughs after marco says he didn't retain any of it, but he steps in closer to tap his bracelet. ]


It's probably gonna take you messing around with it a little to really understand it. But, here's a few of the basic functions.

[ he shows him what he thinks is most important; the map and how to pull it up, where his A5 card is, where the network is, and how to send a message to someone using his voice ; has him try to send one to duo until it comes through. ]

There's some other stuff but, eh, those are probably the most important ones to start out with. Now, uh, the awkward stuff.

[ he taps marco's bracelet until the A5 card is back up. ]

That Eros energy stuff they mentioned? It is basically like magic. It restores the land - we couldn't even get down to the beach until recently, for example. And the way you generate that is by having sex. And the way you get better supplies is by having sex the way that little card wants you to try.
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[personal profile] occulti 2020-08-21 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[ It’s always jarring to try and figure out where to start. “Number Four, cause my dad was an asshole and couldn’t bother naming us.”

Or..

“Klaus, cause that is the name my robot mommy gave me.”

They’re always conversation starters, but never pleasant ones.

He reaches out to shake Ryuji’s hand. ]


Klaus. Oh, wait.. Ryuji is Japanese, right?
fistsofchange: I'm going to get us involved again (I promise I won't get us involved again)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2020-08-21 06:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm just making the best of the situation. I don't have any idea how to get back home, but as long as I'm here I might as well explore my options.
fistsofchange: Wu was getting pretty ripe... (Hot diggity!)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2020-08-21 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh dang, that's clever. They're not very smart are they?" Lin ruffled Keiichi's hair, with a sort of big sisterly air. He probably wasn't even out of his teens, if she had to guess.

She grabbed a little chunk of driftwood, to see if she could manage this new trick.
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[personal profile] vicissitudinal 2020-08-21 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
[With his body implies he does have one somewhere around here. At least that answers that. Perhaps he uses the hologram due to limited mobility. He remembers those days before he was capable of leaving the hospital room.]

You're welcome. Ah...rude of me to not introduce myself. I'm Exxis.
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[personal profile] keichan 2020-08-21 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Keiichi was used to hanging out with girls, what with being the only boy close to his age in his entire village. And he's always done pretty well talking to people of all ages, from the younger kids in his school to the village elders. But having his hair ruffled by someone he'd just met did surprise him, and his eyes went wide, cheeks turning just a little bit red.

Just a little bit, though. Once the surprise wore off, he laughed gently, rubbing the back of his head in an effort to play it off like it was nothing.

"H-hahaha, yeah, they're pretty dumb," he remarked, watching as she picked up a piece of driftwood and approached some of the crabs. Worst case, he was sure she could just swat the crabs into the bucket without damaging them.
fistsofchange: (Today is going to be a good day)

Festival

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2020-08-21 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Why not? I think it'd look good on you!"

Luther's neighbor had already changed into her toga, and was honest to god trying to be supportive and friendly. She could see, obviously, that he was a pretty big guy, but had no idea about the rest of his situation, as she'd never caught him with no shirt on.
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[personal profile] mudbuddy 2020-08-21 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[While she takes her time to think Enkidu inspects one of the phallic items they have received from one of the robots. It seems to be a penis and a pencil at the same time.

Praise humanity.]


This body is quite versatile.

[Enkidu cocks their head a little to the right when she asks that question and, to be fair, they find it difficult to make anything of it. Single penises have always been the norm.]

Worry not, I think most men you will meet have just one. And every one of them has a different one. Some are small, some are big. Very unfortunate men do not have one at all.

[Okay, consider them a little curious.]

Tell me of your dreams. It is a good way to pass time, not?
my_own_will: (Gasp)

[personal profile] my_own_will 2020-08-21 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
The food being thrown at her startles her just a little "Hey!" but it did the trick. This was Velvet.

Then that fact hit her. She stared up at Velvet for a moment before her emotions took her as often happened far more than she'd care to admit. Tears welled up in her eyes and she ran forward to wrap her arms tight around Velvet's middle.

"I don't know how you're here, but it's good to see you again." The weight to what Eleanor was saying, it didn't sound like the momentary parting that it realistically would have been here.
fistsofchange: (Talkin')

II

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2020-08-21 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I saw some boob cookies at one booth, [she pointed it out, across the plaza.] but it seems to be mostly penises.
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[personal profile] chamilia 2020-08-21 07:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[Your cynicism and sarcasm are showing Ilia, be nice. It's not like it's this woman's fault they decided to make a three-day festival about something you don't care about.]

You're right. Looking on the bright side, and all that. [There's a little sigh.] If you like eating freshmade, I think they've got like twenty different flavors at the table over there.

[She points to one with long taffy on a stick shaped like dildos on display.]
fistsofchange: (Talkin')

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2020-08-21 08:02 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll be honest, I'm not even sure what taffy is.

[Lin got the message, at least, that this girl wasn't as into dicks as she was. Well, they were hardly the only option.]

I'm Lin, by the way. Hi.
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[personal profile] shemara 2020-08-21 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[Mara had immediately started looking through hers, considering it seems a bit similar to the communication devices she was used to. Audio, video, text... A strange program with sexual acts that they needed to completely for rewards... Yes, very familiar besides that.]

I would assume rations can be found somewhere around here. I doubt they want us to starve if they are so set on us performing the job they brought us here for.

[Which she's trying not to think too hard about.]

Have they directed you to a place to stay? The city probably has more stable housing than tents over there.
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[personal profile] chamilia 2020-08-21 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Welcome to Sex Island, Lin. I'm Ilia. And believe me, this is how things usually are. Weird erotic parties in a not even half-rebuilt city.

[The reaction she had to seeing all the penis food makes Ilia think she might not mind all of that.]
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[personal profile] eques 2020-08-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[ constance is a menace. a cute menace, but a menace all the same. ]

You mean meeting on an island where we're tasked to do morally suspect actions?

[ to be honest, she'd rather fight the war all over again than do whatever these golems are suggesting her to do. the fact that ferdinand is greeting her as if it's been a while since they met makes her wonder when's the last time they've spoken or at least seen each other. ]

How is this place treating you, Ferdinand?

[ c'mon, like of all people to be brought here, he's certainly one of the last persons she would ever expect to find himself doing questionable acts. ]
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[personal profile] improvise 2020-08-21 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[ klavier seems unaffected by how she comes to a halt in front of him. he knew she wasn't going to fire at him, of course, but the sourness in her expression and the way she seems to be on the defense doesn't seem surprising to him. she's often in bad moods—not that he's ever minded, although it seems more of a shame to him now than it usually would be. he watches her for a moment. ]

...That's quite the interesting dance you're doing.

[ first off. there's no need to strafe!! he's not going to launch anything. he addresses her last comment next, taking a quick glance down at himself. ah. and then he smiles back up at her again, even laughing lightly, like she hadn't meant to call him ugly. ]

I'm afraid we are lacking many luxuries here on this island, as I'm sure you've come to understand. It's difficult to care for myself the same way I might have back home.

[ bc she isn't talking about the toga or his body, since he expertly wrapped the toga and he's been keeping himself fit. he can acknowledge that he looks more tired than usual and his hair is out of place, though! ]

But you believe I am involved in what's happening here, Fräulein? What makes you say that?
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[personal profile] mudbuddy 2020-08-21 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[When the purple man smiles Enkidu smiles back, nodding slightly.

And apparently the robot seems to listen because what it is making now is definitely not long and phallic. It is more round and...oh...

That works. A little.]


Ah.

[They reach out to take those cotton candy tits from the robot's hands and then they see Lorenz's face.]

Worry not. This is way more efficient. And they're just shaped like breasts, nothing to aggravate yourself over. [They move to tear half a fluffy breast off and offers it to him.] Let us share.
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[personal profile] improvise 2020-08-21 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[ he should, since it would be rude to have klavier pick up everything for him!! regardless, klavier continues anyway until he has an armful. ]

Ah, I see. A similar situation to myself when I arrived here. Lead the way, Herr Wright.

[ and if he seems much more cordial towards phoenix than he might be used to, it's because he is. for klavier he hasn't interacted with him since the end of vera misham's trial—the aftermath of which he felt responsible to address at some point. probably when there aren't dicks in his arms. ]

And while you do so, if you can, tell me what's happened since your arrival. Herr Forehead knows much more of this place than myself, but I'm curious to know what our captors have put you through.
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fistsofchange: I'm going to get us involved again (I promise I won't get us involved again)

[personal profile] fistsofchange 2020-08-21 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I was always curious about the 'carnal worldly attachments' the senior monks kept warning us against, but I never thought I'd encounter them like this.

It's...a bit much, but I'm doing my best to roll with it.
nobiliteatime: (♜ do i look that pitiful)

[personal profile] nobiliteatime 2020-08-21 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Even such an innocuous, well-meaning question causes Ferdinand's cheeks to redden ever so slightly, his eyebrows knitting upward in trepidation. He is very much the sort of person who wears his heart on his sleeve, and what his sleeve is saying right now is that he would prefer not to go into too much detail. ]

Ah, well... it certainly does have its challenges. No doubt about that. It has been a rather eventful few months.

[ Ah, but enough about that. It wouldn't be proper for him to dwell too much on his own troubled thoughts. Not when a comrade may be in need of reassurance. ]

But enough about that. I assume you just arrived recently, yes? Time works in rather... mysterious ways here. Especially regarding how we each arrived here in the first place.
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[personal profile] tricksterious 2020-08-21 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Look, he triggers a lot of existential crises, it's fine. Ren himself looks...okay, actually. Calm and well-rested, so he's not freaked out about where he is or what he's doing, even if it wouldn't be his first choice.

He's not much for grudges in the very end. Sure, he gets angry sometimes, but...he's also a lot more willing to forgive than most people. Even when people try to murder him. It's an issue. ]


It's been a few months for me. The people here aren't bad, generally...

[ Ironically he's run into less messed up people here than back home! ]
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[personal profile] hascomeundone 2020-08-21 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
If Velvet had known that was going to happen, she probably would've been ready to dodge out of the way of the hug. But she wasn't, and by the time she realized it, Eleanor was hugging her, and she froze up for several seconds. What?

Sure, Eleanor was a big crybaby, but she didn't expect her to be quite so...huh. So after a few seconds she loosely returned the hug.

"I'm here the same way you are, Eleanor." She answered after several seconds. Something else had to be wrong... "I just woke up here."