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erku mods ([personal profile] erkumods) wrote in [community profile] ercookies2020-08-18 06:03 am
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TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE

TDM 004: WASHED ASHORE


Arrival



This time, you come out of the water. While the Augur reboots, the Nameless Island's own inherent energy draws people in. It's like being suspended between realities and walking through a rift in dimensions. It may make you sick, or that might be the motion of the ocean, lifting you and carrying you to shore.

Waterlogged and covered in sand, new arrivals will be greeted by robots who welcome them with towels and bracelet devices. The A5 card is already loaded up. Inventory will be found a day later, wrapped up haphazardly and delivered to each person's makeshift home.



I. Feel the friendship!



Recent arrivals and visitors to the beach may notice a sudden influx of hundreds of bright red crustaceans crawling (and coupling) across the sand. It's crab mating season, as it turns out, it's a regular invasion! To keep the beach a pleasant place to gather for the island's inhabitants, the robots are offering credits to especially enterprising crab-catchers. Grab a bucket and get to work! Be sure to watch out for their pinch, mind you. Their little claws are tiny, but that doesn’t mean they don’t hurt.

Surprisingly, there is another effect that even the robots don't anticipate: islanders who are pinched by the crabs find themselves feeling instantly buddy-buddy with the next person they spot. Did you just become best friends?! Get pinched one too many times, however, and those feelings may sour into a crabby mood, indeed.

If you are feeling particularly vengeful (or just hungry), the little crabs do make for delicious gumbo. Once cooked, they have no side effects whatsoever.



II. Phallus Phestival



Although the Augur is offline and supplies are scarce, the robots of Erku are still eager to make their run-down little island a welcoming place for the new arrivals. To that end, they have arranged a three day festival to boost morale and promote the generation of plenty of Eros energy to assist in the restoration of the damaged and decayed parts of the city. The robots claim that this celebration was once a cornerstone of the long-lost civilization of the island. By the dawn of the first day, every island resident will find at their doorstep (or tent flap, mobile suit, etc) the traditional costume of the ancient islanders to wear to the festival. It appears to be... a giant sheet? There doesn’t seem to be any rhyme or reason to the sometimes garish colors and patterns of the fabric, but at least the robots have uploaded instructions on how to wear it to your bracelet device.

Attendees will find food (mostly crab-flavored), confections, and household necessities in rather suggestive shapes, as well as goods you might find handy to complete your A5 squares: sex toys, pervertibles, sexy maid outfits, and the like. While islanders are welcome to set up shop on the festival grounds and sell (or charge) whatever they like, all items from the robots are offered up for free to those who wear their traditional island garb!



III. Fireside Adventures



Each night of the festival is wrapped up in style with an enormous bonfire on the beach, where drinks, fruity cocktails, and lively music appropriate for dancing is all provided at no cost by the robots. Even if you’re not usually much of a dancer, the longer you stand by the fire and allow it to warm your limbs, the more you feel like moving! Not only that, but everyone is looking quite beautiful by the firelight, are they not?

If you’ve grown tired - or if dancing just isn’t your thing - you might prefer to sit back and swap stories on one of the many driftwood log benches the robots have prepared for seating. Or, maybe you’d prefer to rough it for the night in one of the beachside canvas tents. Better claim one quick, though, or be prepared to share… there’s only one sleeping bag!


N A V I G A T I O N



trost: (»168)

[personal profile] trost 2020-08-21 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
[ It just sounds ... gross, and he's trying to get the image of slimy tentacles crawling up his body out of his brain now.

This description of Ben is not doing him any favours. Jean just imagines a large, talking octopus who is apparently very boring. ]


A complete octopus ... Sounds like your parents were willing to just take in anyone.
seerings: (𝟏𝟎)

[personal profile] seerings 2020-08-21 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's accustomed to her privacy, status of nobility, especially that of a woman, allowing for personal space of her own, even with travel. it's not a feeling of spoiled entitlement that the extra presence sharing the tent concerns her now, but rather an uncertainty of behavior. ]

Oh, I couldn't.

[ she reacts with natural politeness, even before she notices the features that soon draw her attention, slipping into a surprised silence as her eyes catch on the unnatural ears slipping out of his hair.

her mouth parts, no words leaving her as a thousand thoughts run through her mind — is he not human, is it magic — before she catches herself. ]


You shouldn't be forced to sleep on the ground for my sake.
vicissitudinal: (016)

[personal profile] vicissitudinal 2020-08-21 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Mutual courtesy, it is a wonderful thing.]

Considering they fixed the library but only provided erotic literature and graphic pornographic films, I doubt they know what subtle means. Even their attempts at providing foods and drinks meant to affect our behavior are very obvious. They mean...well, perhaps, in their own way. Trying to make it easier for us. For their own purposes.
occulti: (🅜)

[personal profile] occulti 2020-08-21 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[ are you saying Ben isn't a large, talking octopus who is apparently very boring? ]

There were specifics. Being born on October 1st, 1989, and having some super power.
I mean, Dad really didn't like kids, so.. he just wanted special kids.

Unless. Unless.
You're an octopus. Yes.
seerings: (𝟎𝟑)

[personal profile] seerings 2020-08-21 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
[ she's not sure if anyone would actually have an answer for her question when it rises out of her, spoken out loud for her own self comfort (she's so used to gwen's presence beside her, someone to exchange her thoughts with, to have an ongoing conversation), so she's surprised when she receives a response from the nearby.

morgana blinks, uncertain as her fingers still brush across the trim of lace. ]


Pipes ... ? What are these pipes that need cleaning?
skullmish: (2)

[personal profile] skullmish 2020-08-21 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah...I think so.

[We're going to say Yes to save Ren the usual schpeal, even though Ryuji probably doesn't fully get it still because he's...Ryuji.]

Don't make much sense to me though...
pussy_whip: (pic#14245192)

[personal profile] pussy_whip 2020-08-21 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
So are we actually here at all or is it some kind of dream? It feels real to me.

[ A sigh. ]

Do you have to find your own place to stay or will the robots give you shelter?
eques: (pic#)

[personal profile] eques 2020-08-21 02:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ a part of her is very grateful that it's ferdinand who found her like this. despite his uninhibited nature, he's the poster child of nobility through and through and will be very discreet about this incident. even now, he's avoiding it altogether, preferring to choose what to comment on and what to say.

another part of her is mortified that it's ferdinand who found her like this. if only because of his high standards from those of noble birth. like her.

but since he's moving on from the subject of her food and their rather diverting shape, she's moving on, too. it's the only way to avoid this rather awkward topic and talk about something else.
]

Oh, I wasn't really searching for anything specific. I was simply looking around. [ strange island with its strange food and even stranger, er, customs. ] You should've called my attention. You know I would've turned around.
tricksterious: (Anubis)

[personal profile] tricksterious 2020-08-21 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, well.

[ WELL... ]

What's on your card?
seerings: (𝟏𝟐)

[personal profile] seerings 2020-08-21 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
[ many that she's come across in this shop have had a sense of their own concerns, others just like her that have been brought here against their will. but there's an air about the man that suddenly wanders closer to her, almost as if he belongs there, with the way he smiles as if perhaps he's more thrilled than confused as she is.

his gasp raises her brows before she ultimately laughs lightly with amusement. if he's relieved at the find, he possibly understands it better than she. ]


Were you? I was wondering who might have use for it. It's a bit ... short for my usual style.
eques: (pic#)

[personal profile] eques 2020-08-21 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
[ her first instinct is to apologise. she was too caught up in ensuring she eats plenty of crab meat tonight.

but the apology gets sidetracked for a moment, ingrid's eyebrows furrowing at the sight of a fellow classmate.
]

Mercedes? [ on this island, of all people? she immediately coaxes her pegasus to land back on the sand, jumping off of its back and rushing over to her. ] You're here, too?
eques: (pic#)

[personal profile] eques 2020-08-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[ now that's one face she's not expecting to see on this island. after all, felix isn't exactly the type of person who's well-suited for this kind of place. then again, none of them are—except maybe sylvain. so to say she's surprised and quite glad to see felix is an understatement, one that she hides behind an expression of exasperation mid-chew. ]

Yes, I've noticed, Felix. Thank you for reminding me.

[ look man, she's been ignoring and trying to forget about it for the past hour or so, focusing mainly on how delicious the food are despite its, well, shape. and of course, he simply had to point it out to her.

she sighs, pushing away any lingering thoughts about the food and instead turning to him to ask who else is on the island when her eyes land on his clothes. an eyebrow rises as she takes another bite of her corndog.
]

What are you wearing?
chestburster: i don't know anything about science i'm just pouring liquids into beakers! (i'm so bad at this! )

[personal profile] chestburster 2020-08-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oow-!!!

[ This is what he gets for getting Klaus to weigh in on things! The sting is so vivid and bright, it's Klaus somehow slapped his whole face. Forehead and nose and chin and a little bit of the rest of his head too. It's a distinctly louder sensation than the blows his brother got during their little catfight on the side of the road. ]

Yes! [ Ben is chuckling, cradling his cheek. His emotions are all mixed up. He hasn't felt physical pain in almost two decades. It's a relief. But it hurts, damn it. ]

You could've tried hugging me or something, ass. [ If Klaus tries now, he's going to get swatted off. They've proven that they can recursively affect each other. Ben starts to get up so they can go test out his tangibility on something else. ]
riplica: (⦅ᵘⁿˢᵘʳᵉ⦆ evol)

[personal profile] riplica 2020-08-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
( Kadaj feels a numbness seaming through his limbs, to his fingertips and toes. The sensation weaves between his flesh and bones, threading tension through his body. The words cast over him in an undeniable call for attention, yet he's slow to respond.

The first to move are his eyes, fierce and illuminated by something more than just the fire. Then he turns his head, the muscles of his neck strain the at the sutures of tautness. Once the man comes into sight, Kadaj's lungs pull in a gasp, and the string snaps. He moves fluidly now, drawing loose the string and walks to close in the proximity between himself and—
)

Turk...
silky_bearing: (002)

[personal profile] silky_bearing 2020-08-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
[Lorenz' hand almost immediately lifts to press his fingertips to his chest, lightly tracing the ridge of one steel petal not unlike the same gesture, same tell, he had in his youth when the flower was silk instead. Well, now he felt perfectly foolish.]

That is the best news I have heard in months, I swear. Do forgive my rudeness, Ferdinand, surely you must understand a measure of caution is required at all times given the... most disagreeable state of things.

[Apology given, however, his smile returns this time brighter and more genuine. Violet eyes flicker from Ferdinand to the beach beyond, the shambling city beyond.]

If we're speaking of co-existence, however, I must ask what in the heavens is going on here. The... residents [Stressed slightly, with a subtle tilt of the head, not unlike how one might refer to other indelicate topics not fit for noble conversation, especially not publicly.] seem to have some very uncouth ideas of appropriate use of my -our- time.
tricksterious: (Orobas)

[personal profile] tricksterious 2020-08-21 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
I've found it's more the former than the latter, but you may have better luck. Or you're welcome to stay in "my" building.

[ It's not like he minds playing housemaid for friends. ]
eques: (pic#)

[personal profile] eques 2020-08-21 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[ how is that awful, it's very cute.

and it's the first thing that ingrid notices when sylvain steps up next to her, unable to hide her amusement and letting out a chuckle. look, she's been giving a piece of cloth too and some instructions on how to wear it, but she's given up on trying it on, clumsy as she is when it comes to anything else but putting armour on.
]

You make it sound like we haven't seen each other for a while, Sylvain. [ she accepts her share with a smile. ] Don't tell me you've been walking around wearing that?

[ she can't see how that would be very attractive to the girls he's been flirting with. ]
philanthropy: (but in the end i still pretend)

[personal profile] philanthropy 2020-08-21 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
Iiii... can't particularly say that I was trying, but, uh... I'm... glad to hear you're doing well, anyway. [ An awkward beat. ] Hmm.

[ He found Akechi close enough to a set of tents arranged in a half-moon around a small cooking fire, it's no wonder he'd assumed there was actual food on somewhere. He peers down ruefully at a bright red crispy critter plopped in the sand a couple feet in front of him. There's a whole like, shallow pail that's gone untouched right nearby and everything, leaning up against one of the tent supports. ]

I'm sorry to say it doesn't look like our difficulties stopped when we left home.

[ Slowly, like he's trying not to aggravate a rabid animal, Maruki bends down and begins delicately shaking the sand off of the roasted crabs in the immediate vicinity and then laying them into the bucket. ]

I hope you don't mind; I was told recently that it can be hard to find food that isn't... w-well, you know.

[ He peers up and over at Akechi from his place down on one knee sunk into the sand, white toga fluttering in the sea breeze. In a way, it isn't all that dissimilar from the last time they saw each other.

Then he's silent for a spell, momentarily bereft of any fight at all. ]
skullmish: (1)

[personal profile] skullmish 2020-08-21 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
[...Fuck. He was hoping Ren wouldn't mention that, but of course he would, wouldn't he?]

D...does it really matter?

[Yes, it does. It matters a whole lot, actually??]
tricksterious: (Inugami)

[personal profile] tricksterious 2020-08-21 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
[ Honestly Ren is mostly a curious bitch... ]

Well, I'm wondering if we have any matches.
pussy_whip: (pic#14247524)

[personal profile] pussy_whip 2020-08-21 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
Can I really? You're a lifesaver, Ren! As long as it isn't an imposition, of course. I could help you spruce the place up more, too, if you'd like.
brothered: (46)

[personal profile] brothered 2020-08-21 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
[This is how he shows his affection, or... something. He is how he is! And she is how she is, which is why he can't even pretend to be surprised when she hones right in on his current outfit. Ma'am, he loves you dearly, but can you, like... can you not...

...Except that she did, and so Felix casts a quick glance down at his attire before looking right off to the side.
]

It was given to us, [he snaps, one hand going right to his hip. Defensive!] I didn't see the point in wearing it, but Sylvain insisted.

[Sylvain was pumped about matching, because he is a foole—and Felix gave in, although whether he did so to shut Sylvain up or to snag some free food, well? No one will ever know. Don't @ him. Anyway, enjoy this oh-so Felix-y huff.]

I suppose he'll find one for you, as well.

[Get hype!]
tricksterious: (Succubus)

[personal profile] tricksterious 2020-08-21 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure your sense of style is better than mine for decorating anyway. We may as well consider it the new Phantom Thieves' base...

[ You know, because it's nice to have a secret base. And a place to coordinate with everyone else from. ]
skullmish: (8)

[personal profile] skullmish 2020-08-21 02:59 am (UTC)(link)
[REN....]

I...dunno, I mean. There's some pretty wild shit on there. Like, I don't know how they expect me to do any of that shit when I hardly know any of these people.

[LIKE he does know some of them but...he's pretty sure all of the girls would literally murder him, and he's not yet come to terms with whatever bisexual tendencies may be sleeping inside of him enough to entertain doing anything with a guy...]
karintous: (of disgrace and then repelled)

[personal profile] karintous 2020-08-21 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ He isn't listening to anything she said at all!! He might have a point about the efficacy of nets and all, but that's beside the point. The point is that she's technically a cop, and this guy screams Danger To Society, so she should get on his case, probably. ]

Listen, you. We might be living out some sort of kinky convention nightmare, but you have to tone it down a notch. I mean, a tacky fantasy gun and cat ears? Make up your mind!

[ also she sneaks that dead crab into her bucket because that's free credits baby ]