[ he is a fine purveyor of junk and would love to show her his collection ;) ]

Really? That's a damn crime.

[ but he'll pick her ear about circuses later, since figuring out what's going on takes precedence. he steps aside for someone else to take a turn at the tank, wringing out his hair again. ]

I've done the first two, at the very least. Thankfully, one of my buddies is here as well. But that doesn't make the 'weird' part any less, well, weird.

[ he nods his head to the glory hole tent. ]

I'm no prude but still.